How to Become a Molina Brewer Softball Player

Here are the 10 rules you need to follow in order to become a TRUE Molina Brewers’ Softball Team Member:

1. You have to be someone who is in good enough physical shape to run, walk, hop, crawl, wobble, or roll to at least first base.

2. Hitting the ball when you are up to bat isn’t a requirement, but you do have to be strong enough to hold the bat up.

3. If you are an outfielder, don’t worry about running to the ball, it will most likely come to you. If not, oh well…

4. Each player is required to embarrass themselves at least 3 times during the season.

5. In order to play on the Molina Softball Team, you must not want to win every game, and must be just as happy with losing.

6. You must be able to wear a 2XL t-shirt, because those are the only extra shirts they sent.

7. You must not invite too many people to watch the games, because it may be a little embarrassing.

8. You must be willing to have FUN with the people on the team, and have a sense of humor.

9. You must at least know your right from left to figure out which side of the field you are supposed to play… I mean… stand on.

10. Last but not least, you must not care what other people think of you, try your hardest, and laugh occasionally. Otherwise, you will become very depressed.

These are the rules of the Molina Brewers’ Softball Team. Take them seriously, or not so much. Let’s go have fun!